LaurenAli

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When you sneeze

Normal person:
Bless you
Liam Payne:
God bless your soul and heart and all that is good in the world hallelujah may you recover from that awful sneeze
via laugh-addict

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math test:
a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test:
the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test:
explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests:
The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

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Sex Scene on TV + Parents in the room

And you don’t know whether you should be like

POKERFACE:

OMG I’m so innocent, I’m totally shocked by this:

Trying to look disgusted while secretly watching everything:

Looking confused and quickly leaving the room:

Grabbing a magazine and trying to look uninterested:

Looking at everything but the screen:

Acting as if nothing is wrong:

…Or you’re simply like this:


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